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monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
(Source: healthypenis)
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- attractive boy: hi i'm dead
did you try scraping the burnt parts off
Maybe you should put it in the freezer to cool it off
just blow on it for a bit, you’ll be fine
(Source: jeffkooons)
The Jonas Brothers through the years
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9gag:
Witch’s Empire… I like it! :D
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over, nobody was home.
if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
(Source: light-)
